Score: 7

"Everything but the music..."

submission: Parkour Parkour Brooklyn

date: November 19, 2009

Was pretty cool. I hated the music though. Very annoying and it got me to be more annoyed, instead of pumped. What I'd recommend? Just something that doesn't say "Remix" over and over again.

Score: 10

"You are a god among men."

submission: Dead Frontier: Outbreak

date: September 28, 2009

YES! FINALLY!

A zombie game that hasn't just had a new name and a polished face! I was goign to give you 10 just for making a zombie game that actually REQUIRES survival skills, but then I looked back and...

The game was even better than I thought! You deserve a 20 for this, but sadly I can only give you a 10.

But, if I can nitpick, I would have liked some sort of events to be in the middle, like, if you managed to get your hands on a weapon, or you do a certain minigame-like-thing in order to do certain actions, like dodging the zombies to get to the gun or fliping over the old man zombie.

Still, a very fun and accurate game with accurate reactions!

Score: 6

"Very fun,"

submission: Zombies - The Beginning

date: July 22, 2009

But in a game like this wher eyou can die a LOT, you NEED to have some sort of checkpoint, of which this game lacked! Good checkpoint areas would be: When you get out of the house and slash the zombie, and when youg et the gun.

Score: 8

"A real tear jerker..."

submission: Jackie

date: July 22, 2009

until the ending XD. Both "Jerry" and "Jackie" really could have been a great emotional experience insetead of a joke but even so, they're very good.

Score: 9

"Wow..."

submission: Jerry

date: July 22, 2009

That was depressing.

Sad thing is, some people relaly do have lives that SUCK THAT MUCH.
Though when it comes to that goth chick it's kinda the "Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me" deal.

Score: 4

"Well,"

submission: SAS: Zombie Assault 2

date: July 22, 2009

It's a stereotype zombie game with no plot and all you do is go around and shoot stuff. Where's teh inspiration? Where's the story? And you have the NERVE to actually put a premium item shop for a game that has no story, originality or likeablility. It's too hard and the guns are few and far between. It's a game that really is just the same as the last one, and it somehow manages to make itself WORSE than the last at the same time.

This'll probably be deleted because I dislike the game, but here's how you should MAKE A BETTER ZOMBIE GAME.

1. Get a good story in there of an outbreak, focus more on a story than bang-shot-kill.
2. Make it look better, the gritty atmosphere really doesn't seem like an abandoned zombie infested place, it's actualy pretty clean. Zombies tear the place up, so have holes in the walls and torn up barricades.
3. Build up on the zombies. Are they due to necromancers? Are they a science experiment gone wrong? In this one it hints at necromancy but it never really gives you a satisfactory answer.
4. Have compelling characters, ones where your buddies are rooting you on because those characters were just that cool.
5. Have larger places and the ability to travel in between them. The rooms in the game seemed pretty cluttered and with the zombies coming from everywhere it got hard to move around without dying.

Score: 9

"Wow..."

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 13, 2009

I wouldn't call it godly but it's what about 75% of the animators know. Funny, though, considering that I THINK (though am not certain) if this is a flash to mock those who make these kind of flashes... or you could be encouraging them.

congratz on the front page, btw.

Score: 5

"It's..."

submission: Generic Defense Game

date: July 3, 2009

generic and unfun :P the controls are bad, hit detection is really crappy and the enemies are too hard.

Score: 7

"ya know what grinds my gears?"

submission: Curse Village

date: July 1, 2009

Generic Zombie Games (AKA GZG). When you make a game about the living dead, you gotta make it stand out. I've been waiting for 3 years for a flash artist to make an interesting, actual SURVIVAL game of zombies. This game is easy on normal mode and moderate on hard, I didn't even bother trying easy mode, and with no continues or a savegame, it's impossible to not spend 5 hours on this in 1 sitting.

Now then, lemme crack this down, I hope I have enough characters.
Graphics: Graphics were okay, they were decently zombie, but they were a little generic and seemed like they would be ghosts instead of zombies.

Gameplay: Generic. This is the main reason why I didn't like it. It was a defense game where you couldn't be hit, and hit detection with CQC weapons was terrible. Since I'm obligated I'll give you a tip: code better. The Upgrade system is also very choppy, and unrealistic.

Glitches: I haven't found any, so that's good. Wiat, poor hit detection but I don't think that's a glitch.

Audio/Music: Another thing that's a major peeve when playing a game is when I A) can't find the mute button, or B) there is no mute button, through menu or rightclick.

Other: All in all it's just a generic zombie game with not-so well thought out zombies and uncreative gameplay styles (by the way, what's with the floating gun, does the main character have superpowers or something? That's ... sorry to say, but that's stupid).
I give you a 7/10 because it's still a decent game, it's just unbeleivably generic, including the levels. I mean really, forests and laboratories? C'mooon!
Otherwise it's a decent game, but please... PLEASE if any flash game creator sees this and is going to make a zombie game, come to me for ideas of a REAL zombie game (services are free).

So let's see... what else.... ummm, I think that's pretty much it. I'll play through the last 10 levels to see if they add the biggest cliche of 'em all... a nuke drop :P

Score: 9

"er..."

submission: Black Vs White 3

date: June 30, 2009

very great n' all, sept that you left us hanging.

not a way to end a series, dude :P