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***MADNESS DAY CAROL***

Posted by thoadthetoad Oct. 5, 2008 @ 3:54 AM EDT

Tiss the season for mas killing~~
fa la la la la, la la, la, la,
Knives in arms and guns a blazing~~
fa la la la la, la la, la, la.
Tricky is free and we have no glee~~~
fa la la la la, la la, la, la.
And jebus came and just killed mee~~~
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA, LA, LA!

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ANIME

Posted by thoadthetoad Sep. 6, 2008 @ 1:11 AM EDT

STOP, RANTING TIME!

I figured out another way to tell someone of bleach. It is a pretty simple combination really. TRANS-DIMESION GHOST BUSTING SAMURAIS. That pretty much makes bleach in a nutshell. When I saw the first episode of death note. . .I SAW NO CONFLICT. I love .hack, even though it can be hard to follow when your younger. Naruto. . .meh, I like it, but it's turning into filler hell. Plus, Sasuke's just a freiking emo kid with a crow on his head. Sakura, she's a whining little piece of crud that is both a mega-obsessor over a prick (sasuke) and is melodramatic. Pretty much, the new mayor/hokage, is a 100 year old granny who has a gambling addiction, has a lacky who has a lacky of which is A PIG. Plus, way too much talking in the series. . . .yet I can't stop watching. Oh yeah, there is this stalker chick on naruto like a fly when you haven't bathed for a week. . . .in the summer in PHEONIX. Bleach, theres a little kitty, that likes to freak out red head emo's by turning into a purple-haired human form while being butt-naked. Yeah, pretty FREAKIN GROSS ANIME GUY! Plus, in manga, they barely cover up the genteals, either theres alot of pervs in japan, or our world is really screwed up since governments kicked in. Now for the bleach rant. One thing, the name is retarded, anyone will agree, that it is NOT a good thing to name your animated series after a cleaning product made to take out stains. . .or at least in America. Oh, heres one that most people don't know. . .READ OR DIE! For lord sakes. . .a anime where you use PAPER to guard a FLAMING SPEAR flying STRAIGHT AT YOUR FACE, YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! Oh, here's a popular anime. . .FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! Yeah, if you thought that I couldn't POSSIBLY rant about this one, YOUR WRONG.. . . . OBJECTION. Anyways, the thought of a kid killing their mother to do a bad thing. . .pretty retarded. Another thing, the action sequences are only SOMETIMES even DECENT. Naruto often times has better fights. Plus, theres so much drama, it's like it might as well be a soap. The main thing that makes me think, "OK WTH?" would most likely be the entire plot of the story. I've heard of a philosopher stone yeah, but ALCHEMY WAS USED AS A CHEMISTRY PROJECT TO TURN LEAD INTO GOLD NOT FLESH INTO METAL. They blew off what alchemy really is and put a whole new definition. SCIENCE ROCKS YOU JAPANESE JERKS! I'm sure many people have just made me their new enemy on the #1 spot. Hell, I really don't care. Mainly, you HAVE to agree with all the crap I'm talking about. Now then, the only anime that doesn't steam me. .hack! Trust me, it was hard to punctuate that start. Now then, about half the time I get lost in the .hack universe, spliting off on a total new subject deriving from the subject they are talking about. The one thing though, is that their gonna make a video game of a video game, they should make it a MMO as the video game portrays it. When I was little, I couldn't get enough of a certain .hack, I forgot what it was but it was cuz some kid with blue hair in a mage uniform couldn't log out and was stuck in the game. That has so many flaws in it that I can't even point them out. Plus at the end of the series, the two of them meet together for the first time, hug, shed some tears, and it ends. So I was thinking at the end. . . .they were both chicks. . .. . are they homosexual? It was kinda weird because (no offense) homosexuals are normally made fun of on T.V. As I said before, the series is hard to follow. In the same series I was talking about (the no log out guy), there were so many different scene changes and flashbacks, I wasn't sure what was past and what was present. Especially since episodes could have been composed entirely of flash backs. WHOO! I got alot of anime rants out there. I do say though, all the animes I ranted about I don't entirely hate. oops! I forgot the main thing that people will put a gun to my FACE for if I dare say this at school (theres an anime club 0.o) INUYASHA! If you didn't think I could say bad things to this, you, again, are wrong. Devilishly wrong. Inuyasha tends to take things way out of proportion, and it gets annoying seeing schoolgirl drama with a dog man. I mean god, you bikker like a married couple who hate each other, and you hold a grudge even after some guy with a horrible hair style comes to save you from a demented pretty boy with a spider shaped burn on his back. YEAH, THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!! Plus, may I say, as a quote from the famous game RE:4 "why if it isn't the B**** in the red dress" that portrays kikyo. She knows that her and Inuyasha were set up, yet she still has the nerve to try and shoot him in the face. . . .AGAIN. I'm sure plenty of you Inuyasha fans are saying "HEY! It wasn't in the face, it was the chest!" Yeah, well, I really don't care, it's retarded anyway. plus, a little sword that looks like it went through hell (tetsaiga) which has several chips and scratches turns into a giant sword ten times the size of the glaive sword in amorphus+. Plus, that specific sword seems to be a way of saying "HAHA! were in anceint times so I can't get a hummer, but this'll have to do!"

END RANT

JUST KIDDING! I just want to conclude this by saying that soshomuru is a retard, being emo and something about not happy with his sword, yeah, GET OVER IT. Half-demons being minority. . .wow, that's like, the most RETARDED thing I have EVER even HEARD. You'd think that the talking perv sage would be the minority, making sure that he grabs someones butt by the end of EACH episode. whoo. I just want to say again, that each anime is good. . .TO A POINT. Some suck, some are perverted, and some just plain don't make sense (yeah, I'm talking to YOU read or die!).

SRSLY, END RANT

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WHOA O_o

Posted by thoadthetoad Aug. 31, 2008 @ 2:15 AM EDT

I noticed something on the statistics of the site. If you look, the most viewed flash is not even a flash it is a HENTAI!!! That is pretty sick. IT also shows that there are ALOT of pervs on the site. Next up, I'm gonna tell ya'll bout some more cool flashes.

First up, is O-vinnies flashes part of the awesome world of CCC, "the city of opportunities" . The entire series past Rush +++ has great action sequences. and. . .wth? just look at my favorite authors/submissions.

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OMIGOSH!!!

Posted by thoadthetoad Jul. 14, 2008 @ 4:54 AM EDT

Unlike most times this blog is just gonna be some random stuff and animation recommendations.
First of all, from robert (jew-bob) comes the guineiousity funnies of his flash. Next, is egoraptors. If you havn't seem etiher of those, go to my fav artists. Another is egoraptors work if you like spoofs oif anime like death note and naruto. That's pretty much it for this cuz it is 3 o' clock and i'm tired now. I just wanna say. . .IF YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE READ AND COMMENT MY LAST BLOG ENTRY! IT HAS A GOOD MINDLESS AND FUNNEH RANT ON EET!

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I know it's a tad early. . . .

Posted by thoadthetoad Jul. 9, 2008 @ 11:57 PM EDT

The reason for the misunderstood smiley is cuz this is early. . .RAWR! Anyone ready for another mindless rant? O.K. here it comes. Number one, why the hell can't there be one freakin' collection here without a !@#$ing cock joke? Are most of the animators gay or perverted on this !@#$ing website? It seems that at least every page of this website has at least 1 flash with a cock joke in it. GAWD. Anyways, CRAPPY CRAP CRUDDY TURDBUCKET FLASHES!!! Why are these NOT on the verge of death? There was one flash that was completely misleading, and the actual flash sucked as well. Next thing to rant about. . . .people who WANT to be banned for shiznits and giggles. For one thing, what makes them think they have a life for just calling other people names and whatnot? Yes, I'm talking to you Matt(some #'s I don't care about)! For one thing, even if you say "I have a life, yada yada yada. . ." Nobody wil beleive you, since pretty much all you do during the day is call other people incoherent names, TRYING yet somehow FAILING to hurt the persons feelings for a laugh. Next, SNICKERDOODLES! Yes, SNICKERDOODLES! How the heck could they not be regularly sold now? How did this great, delicous cookie die? It is a mystery that may never be solved. . .such as the death of the mayans (or were they incas?). Another thing, kids who get their ears pierced by thier parents at an extremely young age. Next, kids who SELL DRUGS to their parents. It is sick, for one thing, nobody should ever do drugs. Second, what parent with good moral would ever buy drugs like crack and weed from a kid? Not cool people. Next thing to rant about, why do people hate emo's? I can understand why some people would hate emu's, they stink. But as for emo's I can't say that they are that bad. PErhaps they have a clinical depression problem, or perhaps a bad childhood/life. Or some COULD just be drama queens. All the same (sept for the drama queens), you should feel remorse or possibly sorrow for them. Goth, why do people hate them? Sure, they can get a bit creepy, what with the liking of zombies, haunted houses, and other normally scary/creepy things humans often try NOT to think about. There is the other type of goth of course, ya know? I'm talking about the vego-freedom fighter goth. The kind that differ the way they look kuz they want to make a statement. Let me just say this to you guys, not as an insult, but just to say, changing your clothes and putting on black/purple makeup eont make you too much to be favored by the public for your cause. In fact, if you dressed neatly and whatnot, the people whom matter would notice you, stead avert your eyes because they think you would not be a favorable person. I am finnaly done. . .if you sat through all of this, I would like to say . . . . thank you.

-Another mindless rant, from your good freind thoad

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ya know. . ..

Posted by thoadthetoad Jul. 8, 2008 @ 1:28 AM EDT

Some things I have been questiononing (yea, i know why i spelled that wrong). Why do certain people eat CHEESE, with their APPLE PIE! It does not make sense. It seems that people always can't exactly LIVE till they have wrecked some dudes flash progress cuz they are jealous. For example, I say a couple of retarded flashes that TRY to make fun of Egoraptor. Egoraptor is awesome and so is his flashes. one of which was in the popular top 6 but still. Also, wth is with next generation tv shows and/or comics. For one thing, they are always worse than the first. A new cruddy (SONY DOES BAD THINGS) ben 10 (i heard from my nephew). For one thing, I had to sit through one of the ben 10 cartoons. . .I wanted to kill myself afterwards (i'm not emo, it's just. . .what world do we live in when the CARTOONS are even sucky like they belong on the weekly turd. So this new "Alein Force", I thought, "hell, NOTHING could be worse than the original" So I watch, and it sucked even worse. Mainly the entire plot. From what I saw of the 5 episodes of the entire ben 10 series (both of them). One of the most evil punk-ass badguys on the show was on the GOOD guys team. To that I say, WTF? Next, apperently the bad-guy had started to fall in LOVE with the good guys. . .and she loved here back. AGAIN. . . .WTF? Another next-gen screwup, SPEED RACER! My nephew say this and even HE SAID IT SUCKED! I didn't bother to watch it, and I thought it was just some moar crud that no one really wants to watch. Nickolodean. . .WTF? I know I stole the "noun. . . .WTF?" from the x-play show, but it just works so well. This ends another mindless weekley rant! I doubt anyone will actually read the entire thing but. . .WTH?

-another mindless rant, by your good freind thoad.

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first post. . . .

Posted by thoadthetoad Jul. 5, 2008 @ 11:30 PM EDT

I doubt anywone knows me but i'm gonna start the forum crud so. . . .I will update this weekly. Not much here sept for. . . .a whole bunch of nothing really. I will pretty much just use this to say rants of stuff (they will be humorous) and basically make a type fest of oddness.

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